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Post by theubu on Sept 14, 2005 15:48:55 GMT -5
I thought it would be fun to start a thread where we quote funny things the Titans have said. I've just seen Mother May Eye so I'll put a couple of those in to start.
Beast Boy: Soooooooo... She's in the pie?
Raven: Yea lets go with that...
Starfire: So what are we to do with this evil confection?
Cyborg: We could eat it!
*Everyone glares at Cyborg and he shrinks away*
Cyborg: I was just kidding! Mostly...
*Beast Boy knocks on the door and drops the pie*
Gizmo: ALRIGHT! Who's the scuz-muncher who tried to prank the H.I.V.E. Five?
*Looks down and picks up the pie*
Gizmo: Hey! Free pie!
I thought that last part was freaking hilarious!
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Post by gem on Sept 14, 2005 20:06:55 GMT -5
Yeah, that was great. I couldn't stop laughing at the end of that episode. Could this possibly be a section where we post quotes in general rather than just the funny ones? For a naive alien, Starfire has some really good ones, my favorite being the one from the end of TROQ.
Anyway, here are some of my faves:
Someone's claws are on my grebnax! ~Starfire
Slade: (to Robin) Who knows? Perhaps I could become something of father figure to you.
Robin: I already have a father.
(cut to a clip of bats)
I dunno why, but that one made me laugh hysterically. I might've gotten Slade's part wrong though.
You are the nasty egg people who stole all my waffles! ~Cyborg
Evil beware, we have waffles. ~Raven
You just gotta love all those...
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Post by wishiwasbeastgirl on Sept 14, 2005 21:01:51 GMT -5
Perhaps Robin would like to potato with us? Starfire.
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Post by wishiwasbeastgirl on Sept 14, 2005 21:02:51 GMT -5
It looks like a shiny donut. Jey, do you think they have any donut shops on this planet? BeastBoy.
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Post by superdavefumc on Sept 14, 2005 21:50:39 GMT -5
Cyborg: Why can't you call it an inhibitor disc?
Beast Boy: Why can't YOU call it a pizza face thingy?!?
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Post by gem on Sept 14, 2005 22:03:09 GMT -5
I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target. ~Robin (to Cyborg) You gotta admit that's funny.
See, it all started in 1492 with this tea party... in Boston. See, King George, or was it King Norman? Anyway, the British were taxing the colonists' tea and they were like, no! We're sick of your tea and crummy English muffins. So, they decided Revolution! ~Beast Boy
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Post by robin on Sept 15, 2005 3:43:14 GMT -5
Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: [Appears behind Dr. Light] Remember me?
Dr. Light: [looking mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.
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Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
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Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man?
Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
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[It is dark and Beast Boy has turned into an octopus]
Starfire: Eeek! Someones claws are on my grebnacks.
[Two popping sounds]
Beast Boy: Hehe... my bad
Those are my faorites ^_^
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Post by theubu on Sept 15, 2005 4:55:58 GMT -5
Here are a couple from 'Revolution' (Though that episode was kind of pointless, it did have a couple of funny moments.)
Right at the end when Robin became young again and caught Mad Mod
Mad Mod: 'Ello Govner
Beast Boy: Now I know what Goerge Washington must have felt like when Naploeon beat him at Pearl Harbour.
Beast Boy: Bangers and Mash? Bubbly? Can't these people speak ENGLISH?!
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I can't remeber what Beast Boy said but I thought Raven's reply was funny. (I can't even remeber what this quote is from...)
Raven: Yea, bad grammer. That ought to scare them.
Edit: Gem: Sure, I was just trying to start a quote topic off so anything anyone has to add is perfectly fine.
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Post by bogbrush on Sept 15, 2005 10:30:23 GMT -5
i might get it wrong. I think its good by how in your face BB is and NOT cause it at raven  *knocks raven and shes drops her book* Raven: sorry. BB: You better be, why don't you look where you going. Raven: On second thought i'm not sorry and your a jerk. BB: You know Raven, i've been a real nice guy for a real long time, i've put up with your insults and attiude, and i've had it. Consider this a warning, as of last nice mister nice guy has left the building. Raven: Is this the part where i'm suppose to be Intimidated. I think that ones funny cause bb trying to intimidate someone whos bigger and could kick his ass. It just so d**n funny ;D BB: Slade's right Terra, you don't have any friends. Muhahahahahaha death to the mop stick ;D ;D |
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Post by wishiwasbeastgirl on Sept 15, 2005 16:47:54 GMT -5
Yes, death to the mop stick!
Prom? Is this some match to the death? Then Robin eagerly accepts! Starfire
five seconds later
Robin does not accept? Do you hear me? He does not accept!
I thought that was funny
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Post by gem on Sept 15, 2005 19:53:01 GMT -5
Also from Date With Destiny: Starfire: Robin, who is this girl? And why does she call you "Poo"? And I think we all love this one from The End (3): Beast Boy: Okay, you're freaking me out here! The white robe and smiles are weird enough, but hugs? Are you still... you? White Raven: Blue is still my favorite color, and don't get used to the smiles, 'cause you're still not funny. Beast Boy: Huh? (-pause, then glomp-) Raven! Okay, on the dark side, here's one of the worst quotes ever: Robin: Cardiac, you're under arrest. Doesn't get much cheesier than that.  |
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Post by wishiwasbeastgirl on Sept 15, 2005 20:36:44 GMT -5
Also from Date With Destiny: Starfire: Robin, who is this girl? And why does she call you "Poo"? And I think we all love this one from The End (3): Beast Boy: Okay, you're freaking me out here! The white robe and smiles are weird enough, but hugs? Are you still... you? White Raven: Blue is still my favorite color, and don't get used to the smiles, 'cause you're still not funny. Beast Boy: Huh? (-pause, then glomp-) Raven! Okay, on the dark side, here's one of the worst quotes ever: Robin: Cardiac, you're under arrest. Doesn't get much cheesier than that. Yes, Robin had enough cheese in that line to open a Cheetos factory. I've always wanted to say that. |
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Post by superdavefumc on Sept 17, 2005 22:11:41 GMT -5
mmm... cheese...
Robin: Uh, Starfire? Where's the sofa?
Starfire: Umm... Your earthly ways confuse me. What is this "So-Fa" you speak of? Hehe... Bye!
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Post by bogbrush on Sept 18, 2005 6:00:07 GMT -5
And I think we all love this one from The End (3): Beast Boy: Okay, you're freaking me out here! The white robe and smiles are weird enough, but hugs? Are you still... you? White Raven: Blue is still my favorite color, and don't get used to the smiles, 'cause you're still not funny. Beast Boy: Huh? (-pause, then glomp-) Raven! Yeo i got that epi download so as sad as that gets i can watch it over and over again, 'cause i'm a wierdo lol. Okay, on the dark side, here's one of the worst quotes ever: Robin: Cardiac, you're under arrest. Doesn't get much cheesier than that. Yes, Robin had enough cheese in that line to open a Cheetos factory. I've always wanted to say that.[/quote] HAHAHAHAHAHA, its funny because its true |
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Post by wishiwasbeastgirl on Sept 18, 2005 8:47:35 GMT -5
And I think we all love this one from The End (3): Beast Boy: Okay, you're freaking me out here! The white robe and smiles are weird enough, but hugs? Are you still... you? White Raven: Blue is still my favorite color, and don't get used to the smiles, 'cause you're still not funny. Beast Boy: Huh? (-pause, then glomp-) Raven! Yeo i got that epi download so as sad as that gets i can watch it over and over again, 'cause i'm a wierdo lol. Okay, on the dark side, here's one of the worst quotes ever: Robin: Cardiac, you're under arrest. Doesn't get much cheesier than that. Yes, Robin had enough cheese in that line to open a Cheetos factory. I've always wanted to say that. HAHAHAHAHAHA, its funny because its true [/quote] So so true. |
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