Be carefull what you wish for!

[theubu]

Certain on love? You're toying with an already dangerous wish there buddy. I'll show you one of the many ways such a thing can blow up in your face (I speak from experience )

You wake up one morning energized and excited. Today is the day you decided to do something about that special someone (may or may not be a close friend) you've had your eye on for the past year or so. You are certian this is the correct course of action because it just feels right. You confront said special someone due to your certainness to find your feelings not returned. Because your hopes were set so high, it feels as if the heart you put on your sleeve (which also happens to be in your chest) is torn out of your torso with a broken bottle.

You eventually turn into an emotionless husk of a person vowing to never love again. You die at the age of 50 with no one but 75 cats to keep you company.

Phewf! Ok, that was uber drama queen there but I felt like rambling.

I wish I could get a new motorcycle without the hassle of dealing with ICBC for insurance issues with my previous bike. (*Sniff*)

[superdavefumc]

dang. teh harshness. okay, god drops a motorcycle on you, and the insurance people tell you that your health insurance has run out. sorry, tough luck.

i wish... that i owned the family guy dvds.

[theubu]

Health insurance? I'm all kind of Canadian! Health insurance is covered here!

Ok, you get the Family Guy DVD. You trip in your rush to pop it into the DVD player and it goes flying at near supersonic speed. By sheer chance, it ricochets of a wall and decapitates you.

Congrats, you have no head to watch your Family Guy DVD.

I wish that I could get the job I'm being interviewed for tomorrow.

[superdavefumc]

You're evil, man. Just plain evil. j/k.

You get the job. unfortuneately, you're surrounded by inconsiderate, stupid coworkers. day after day, you take whatever they throw at you until you finally snap. you come to work one day with a shotgun. you massacre everyone in the building, and are sent to jail for the rest of your life. and the worst part? your cellmate's name is bubba. bubba is big. and he likes fresh meat.

i wish i had a cookie.

[theubu]

I'm evil?! Bubba likes fresh meat Now that's evil!

A cookie eh? Watch as I turn you seemingly innocent wish into your worst nightmare!

You get a cookie, it was unfortunately a CIA project to make an assassination device that could slip past any security. One bite of the chocolate chip puck of death and it explodes with enough kick to take out 2 city blocks. The chocolate chips? Cyanide covered explosive shrapnel. Need I say more? I think the need is there... Basically, you take a bite of this cookie and become little more than a fine red mist.

Ok.... I wish I had more time to write my fanfic

[superdavefumc]

sadistic punk...

you want time? you're now stuck in the event horizon of a black hole. time is irrelevant as your body is slowly stripped of each and every atom making it up. you've got all the time in the world, but you've no way to get your fanfic out. so sorry, you're now a long, thin piece of Ubu. welcome to the end.

i wish that i had a better computer.

[theubu]

Pull me apart atom by atom huh? I think I have just the thing to destroy your little dream.

You get a better computer. It took months of saving and begging your parents, but you finialy got it. You quickly set it up in your room and get to installing all those awesome computer games and programs that your old computer couldn't quite handle. It's amazing how quickly things install on this thing and your really happy with it. Things take a turn for the worse though as you are juggling around so many discs while you install stuff that you knock over the can of pop that was sitting on the desk. It falls and hits the tower, spilling its contents into the case and fries everything. You tried to catch the can but that only resulted in you getting electricuted along with whatever else the pop came in contact with.

No more hardcore computer for you.

I wish I had a burrito.

[superdavefumc]

shocking.

you get your burrito. you even get to eat it. but it gives you horrendous gas. i'm talking rip out your intestines horrible. people can't stand to be around you. your foul smell leaves you alone in the world, and finally the government considers you a health hazard and deports you to a desert island with nothing but sand and a palm tree. wait, the tree just died from your stench.

i wish this papercut on my finger would go away.

[starfire]

ahem.. *uses starbolt power to resurrect this thread*
the papercut goes away, but you have an awful, horrendous scar.

I wish i had more spending money

[gem]

Okay, you win a raffle and get a nice hefty amount of spending money. You go out to the mall and take a little shopping spree. You get so into it that when you run out of money, you just can't stop, so you break out the credit card and keep spending. You're left in major debt and have many of your possessions repossessed to pay your bills.

I wish that my MP3 player had more memory.

[terra]

oh at Ontario Mills mall in Bloomington there was a look a like mother daught contest. First prize is a $500 shopping spree and the other pirzes were tickets to a concert and some cds